A masturbatory amount of Boke.

Porange is what color people are. Not quite pink, not quite orange. Porange only defines a hue —people come in all kinds of saturations and lightnesses, but for the most part ...

Defaultica is the default font. When you whip up a quick title card in your NLE without changing the font or even thinking about it, that’s defaultica.

Syn.: Freelance.

The faster the car, the more likely the driver will be sitting there dicking with his smart phone long after the light has turned green. First appearance .

In a group ordering situation, there is never enough pepperoni pizza. This is because we order with our heads, but we choose slices with our hearts. In ...

So adorable, it’s retarded. Put a Panasonic GH2 next to a Canon 5D Mark II to see what I mean. First appearance here and here .

Noun. Patina is the male word for “I don’t want to clean that.”

Procrasductivity is when you put off, or procrastinate, the real work you need to do by doing something productive. For example, I stopped in the middle of writing a blog post ...

Chromactic is Dyslaussie for “chromatic.”

Dyslexic Australian. A dyslexic Aussie is a Dyslaussie.