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It's time to learn me up some blogulage. I apologize that this post is neither informative nor porn, but since I haven't told anyone about my blog yet, you shouldn't even be reading this. Stop now, before you get bored permanently.

Gotta learn to link. I work for The Orphanage. I drive a VehiCROSS. I like Pie.

It's going to be important to post pictures:

OK, I'm sleepy now.